dear hair in my pants diary,
i keep pulling hairs out from the back of my pants. big long stupid hairs that have been making my ass itch all night prolly and that's why i was restless and didn't sleep worth a damn shit. i betcha i've pulled fifteen hairs out since i sat down here. it's like there is a pony tail poking out of the waistband of my pajama pants. but these are the kind of pants that grab up hairs in the dryer. they are soft on the outside and softer on the inside. i love these kind of jammie pants. i hate being dressed on my favorite day. but it's ok. i'll do it. i can handle the responsibility of preparing myself to meet and greet the world in a respectable fashion.
i keep pulling hairs out from the back of my pants. big long stupid hairs that have been making my ass itch all night prolly and that's why i was restless and didn't sleep worth a damn shit. i betcha i've pulled fifteen hairs out since i sat down here. it's like there is a pony tail poking out of the waistband of my pajama pants. but these are the kind of pants that grab up hairs in the dryer. they are soft on the outside and softer on the inside. i love these kind of jammie pants. i hate being dressed on my favorite day. but it's ok. i'll do it. i can handle the responsibility of preparing myself to meet and greet the world in a respectable fashion.
