dear hey you diary,
i am not sure where this leaves me, but i will look. yep, i am still here. i should take a bath i suppose before i generate wind. i think now would be a great time for that. joy on earth and peace in my house- i now have time to myself- at least two hours. what should i do. if it happens to be that i should in fact leave, well it'll be like i was here. wont it? so i should stay and enjoy my day. yes, why travel. i have made up my mind. i will still take a bath though- of the very private kind.
i am not sure where this leaves me, but i will look. yep, i am still here. i should take a bath i suppose before i generate wind. i think now would be a great time for that. joy on earth and peace in my house- i now have time to myself- at least two hours. what should i do. if it happens to be that i should in fact leave, well it'll be like i was here. wont it? so i should stay and enjoy my day. yes, why travel. i have made up my mind. i will still take a bath though- of the very private kind.