dear today ain't like yesterday diary,
you guys. i kicked the unibomber last night. i thought he was the grump. the grump isn't allowed on the bed at night on the count of his snoring and the position of which he insists on placing his big lard ass body when he sleeps and some nights he forgets and gets really fucking insanely stubborn and will try over and over and over to get in bed until we physically have to kick him out like nine (or more) times and then he will go get in his crib and pout. well, i was half asleep and thought last night he was doing this shit, but he wasn't- it was the unibomber sitting up on the side of the bed and i fucking kicked him and i meant business. oh shit. i apologized, and if that would have been the end of it- it would have been cool. but when i realized what i had done- when i woke up enough- i fucking laughed- and that made the unibomber mock me. then he goes, "real fucking funny bitch," and that made me laugh more. now how was i to try and sleep after doing all that shit? i dunno- but i did- like a baby. i may try that again someday.
you guys. i kicked the unibomber last night. i thought he was the grump. the grump isn't allowed on the bed at night on the count of his snoring and the position of which he insists on placing his big lard ass body when he sleeps and some nights he forgets and gets really fucking insanely stubborn and will try over and over and over to get in bed until we physically have to kick him out like nine (or more) times and then he will go get in his crib and pout. well, i was half asleep and thought last night he was doing this shit, but he wasn't- it was the unibomber sitting up on the side of the bed and i fucking kicked him and i meant business. oh shit. i apologized, and if that would have been the end of it- it would have been cool. but when i realized what i had done- when i woke up enough- i fucking laughed- and that made the unibomber mock me. then he goes, "real fucking funny bitch," and that made me laugh more. now how was i to try and sleep after doing all that shit? i dunno- but i did- like a baby. i may try that again someday.
