dear i am not a singer diary,
even when i dream, it turns out, i can not sing. i sound so good though, it is hard to understand where it all goes wrong. something happens that is terrible wrong between my mouth and the air and other people's ears, because when i hear my singing- it is just beautiful. the unibomber tells me the sounds i make are all gargled up and muffled and are in no way anywhere close to being a song- or any type of music. but when i am dreaming and singing- man i can wail. i was singing private eyes- by hall and oates- last night and my crowd just loved it. i'll admit, that wouldn't be my song of choice, but maybe it was an audience request. don't look for my album in stores anytime soon, i don't even like to sing in real time. but i could prolly write a song or two for lil wayne if he needs help.
even when i dream, it turns out, i can not sing. i sound so good though, it is hard to understand where it all goes wrong. something happens that is terrible wrong between my mouth and the air and other people's ears, because when i hear my singing- it is just beautiful. the unibomber tells me the sounds i make are all gargled up and muffled and are in no way anywhere close to being a song- or any type of music. but when i am dreaming and singing- man i can wail. i was singing private eyes- by hall and oates- last night and my crowd just loved it. i'll admit, that wouldn't be my song of choice, but maybe it was an audience request. don't look for my album in stores anytime soon, i don't even like to sing in real time. but i could prolly write a song or two for lil wayne if he needs help.
