July 3, 2011

be happy! flip a bitch!

dear three coats and the top coat diary,

my pretty hand is done and dry- fucking perfect. ima do my ugly hand in a second. figured i would shit one out before i finished up all twenty coats. five then pause, five then pause, five then pause, then seal 'em up. i fuckin was an idiot in traffic today. i was gunna turn and then i didn't turn and i prolly shoulda went cuz i was all stuck up out in the middle of the intersection anyway but i didn't- so i sat there and got honked at. i waved. i thought that was nice. it made me want to go to california again. getting honked at. i get honked at when i go there quite often. i am certain it is because i turn around so much. i am not afraid to flip the bitch around. i ain't going the wrong way all day like the unibomber will. he wont turn around til you get in another state- not me- i miss a turn- i turn around. i don't fuck around. one thing i've learned is not to wait for the tomtom to reroute. flip it quick it just thinks it fell off the dash or some shit.