dear where to put them diary,
now that i have canned all my pickles to the point they look like fucking art projects, i dunno where to put them. old people can food and put that shit in the basement. i kinda want to wake up and see my pickles because they are so pretty lookin in their glass jars. so i thought about putting them across my shelf in here in my bedroom for a while. that way when i cant sleep i can count my jars of cucumbers. i know i will never eat this many pickles. but you know it is stupid to pickle just one cucumber for a month. i suppose now would be as good of time as any to dust a place off and move in the new produce and morning eye candy. i am proud to be able to please myself in the pickling manner. they'll be really good by Christmas and even better next summer.
