dear pizza in bed with the dogs diary,
comfortably on twitter- bitching out all those who twit shit that is retarded, i hex those people, giving out zits in their noses and reminding them how they are haters. some lady called me a psycho. dumb bitch. it isn't just a game. i'm ready for bed again- but making myself stay awake. i have a duty to do so. the grump has eatin scrambled eggs and salmon today. compliments of CHEF BOYARDEE UNIBOMBER. i figure my schedule will change now to fit his schedule. when he wants to bed up, i'll bed up. i even let him hump me last night and offered to let him finish- but he switched on over to the unibomber and finished there. i was surprised he let him, but if he wouldn't have there'da been a big write-up in today's paper.
