July 1, 2011

straight up

dear smart for a retard diary,

good morning y'all. i am up early- with a plan. i went to bed last night WITHOUT ANY TV OR UNIBOMBER to disturb me and fell right to sleep holding becky and did NOT get fucked with until he came blasting in at 4AM and kicked the grump out of bed- which i think was totally wrong to make the grump get all loud and vocal at 4AM, but it happened. so adding my naps from yesterday and my sleep last night, i could be in oklahoma by the time the unibomber wakes up today. except that is not the direction in which i would travel- believe it or not. usually i would go west- but today i would go north. but, i need to paint my nails. i need to feed my snake. i need to clean my oven for pete's sake. i'll find something around here to do, or maybe i'll just go blast back in the bed and see what damage i can do.