July 1, 2011

sucks to be you OR you

dear on the news diary,

so last night the first story on the news this scag nasty old toothless bearded guy is all laid up in the bed smiling on the chest of a young girl who looks to be about fifteen. they had a very dangerous meth lab in a third level apartment in the middle of the building and the cops got like five pounds of the drug. tweekers and seekers. i like my teeth and i love to smile. i smile all day long. my teeth are out all day. i dunno. i used to have neighbors across the street that did that shit and they went to prison. the wife drove the husband around and he robbed houses for a living and they got caught. yeah. while the kid was at school. in a plymouth horizon. i am sure it made sense at the time. i was never afraid they would steal from us because i have a dog and everything and i knew where they lived. they were the coolest people you ever didn't want to know. the hero got to see the us marshall's take them away while he wasn't here visiting one afternoon. i felt really weird having so many different brands of candy in my presence all working so hard. after the hero left and the marshall's left i slept like a baby once i smoked my fat doobie and relaxed.