dear total for the weak diary,
man y'all. i just looked at my post total for the week and it's weak- to say the least. this is post TWENTY NINE. it doesn't have to be like this and it surly wont, and why it hasn't impacted my visitor count is beyond me, and really i don't give two flying penises into a folded lawn chair, but i should get it into the thirties. i have til midnight. i'll be able to do it. maybe even forty-one if i try hard enough. i just cant get that damn lump to go swallow down in my throat. it sits there- waiting.
