dear personal inventory diary,
right now would not be the best time to analyze myself. i have been second guessing everything i have ever done over the last twenty years and especially over the last ten. what could i have done differently? is there a way i could have made this go in a different direction? what if the hero wouldn't have farted over him? could a fart cause cancer? to second guess the choices i've made is really a huge waste of time- we all know how stupid they were. now it's time to wipe the slate clean with the blood of something i love more than anything. no. that is not how it will work man. this had to be in the plans before i played my bunk ass hand.
