dear six hours later diary,
two naps and a hundred tweets later, i am awake again but still in bed- with two dogs right next to me and the feeds goin on the other laptop and the tv on. i thought about sitting up once, but that feeling passed. i just scooped out my eye boogers for the first time today and they were the size of sunflower seeds- in both eye corner pockets. i put them on the window ledge and i'll take care of them later. i almost screamed out in shock when i felt the first one. i think i can see better now that the obstruction is gone. becky is drooling on the unibomber's pillow. i think it's cute so ima let her keep on doing it. she is dreaming because her eyes are in the rapid eye movement stage. she has eye snot too, but i prolly wont do anything special with hers. i think when you have really good dreams your body produces eye snot to remind you that you had dreams worth remembering. because when i look at my little eye snot rocks i've saved from my past, i can remember some of the dreams i had that produced them.
