dear and for whatever reason diary,
i thought this year would be different. HA. the little bastards are back. i am talking about the little YELLOW APHIDS for those of you just catching up. i fucking hate them. they always get on my hoya plant, the plant that didn't die, and you guys, THEY ARE ALL OVER THE MOTHER FUCKER AND I JUST NOTICED TODAY. i would have normally prolly noticed by now but i ain't been spending time with my jungle like i usually do on the count of the grump almost died. so i been letting the unibomber water them. because really- i dint give a flying fajita this year. which shocked me too- because the year started out like any other- and then my interest in my beloved greenery just fucking dropped off. i'm hoping it picks up again for next year otherwise my lifelong addiction and devotion to my plants will have been a waste and ima find good homes for them all and start a new hobby- like increasing my chin hair collection or polishing my groovy rocks. maintaining my rocks can be a grueling challenge, especially when all i want to do is throw them at people. but there are only certain ones i will part with. the special ones will never leave my hand no matter how close a target is. i love my rocks that much.
