dear i got my eye on you diary,
she stops to look at the pile of shit in my yard that my dog left next to the driveway behind my own vehicle. it seemed to bother the lady that my dog decided to shit where he did. this woman thinks she is the yard police- governing my yard no less, at 1:30 in the morning. how did she even see the pile of shit? did she smell it? did it draw her from her fucking bed i wonder? is she related to cuntface? the bitch couldn't see me watching her have her UNRULY reaction to my dog because i was hidden behind my decorative tomato plant- which took over my entire porch (that miracle grow soil fucking kicks ass kids NO JOKE- i originally got it for my flower bed and this year planted one tomato plant and W.O.W.) and i just sat and listened to this stupid bitch rant to herself. the grump ignored her- and i was glad- ida hated to had to have pried him off of her- he hasn't had a new toy in a minute.
