dear free food diary,
quite the imagination, my son has, for a boy. i always thought boys were dumb and most of them are... except... my two sons and my two fathers. prince harry came up with just a master plan tonight, claiming it's already worked for a family he knows. i am hoping it will be some time before i have to resort to such measures for our family, but it is nice to know the option is available if we were to ever need it. all you have to do is go to arby's, lol, and order anything you want- he says- and then call them up when you get home and tell them you opened up your sandwich to put arby's sauce or horseradish on it and you found "lady jizz," on your bun and they will send you gift cards and coupons and all kinds of stuff in the mail. now why didn't i think of that? fucking aye genius.
