September 30, 2011

cocktober's MENU

oh dear the cocktober diary,

about face, i'd rather do cock again- but if you must just hurry up or whatever. i love ending september with a big dick in my mouth. i better go outside and get to soliciting iffin ima meet my quota this year, the fatlegs seem to be in short supply. i have big hairy plans for tomorrow and beef and broccoli ain't part of them. i thought about some noodles but changed my mind and got pork tenderloins out. on a saturday too, october the first, just like it was and just like it will be again someday. three hundred and sixty five days from tomorrow, ima prolly smoke me a big fat huge blunt and suck a big fat huge cock, RIGHT AFTER COURT.