dear zip and a zap diary,
that brought everything back. i keep seeing this ugly fucker i dated when i was a kid. he is so nasty. he has a huge head and an ego the size of texas and a dick not much bigger than the one pictured a few posts down from this one (that of mr. loveman's,) but bigger still- i am sure. even though the penis will shrink a bit with time- no matter how much his shrinks- it'll never match the hero's penis- not even on his worst day, but i think until i met the hero he held the title- which remained unbroken all these years until 2005- and there were many chances for it to be broken- let me assure you- it was a fair fight. seeing that fucker today though made me think- what did i ever like about him in the first place? well, he had a cool job- he was a dj at wjmu at millikin and i drove his cool car. but when he dropped out of millikin and his car broke down- i don't remember what happened to him after that. now he sells cars and plays golf so i dunno- guess he's doin okay- still wearin that same old hairstyle he thought worked for him back in the day. i'm surprised that guy didn't become a hero or maybe he did in his own little way- i always wondered if he too wasn't going to end up at least part way gay.
that brought everything back. i keep seeing this ugly fucker i dated when i was a kid. he is so nasty. he has a huge head and an ego the size of texas and a dick not much bigger than the one pictured a few posts down from this one (that of mr. loveman's,) but bigger still- i am sure. even though the penis will shrink a bit with time- no matter how much his shrinks- it'll never match the hero's penis- not even on his worst day, but i think until i met the hero he held the title- which remained unbroken all these years until 2005- and there were many chances for it to be broken- let me assure you- it was a fair fight. seeing that fucker today though made me think- what did i ever like about him in the first place? well, he had a cool job- he was a dj at wjmu at millikin and i drove his cool car. but when he dropped out of millikin and his car broke down- i don't remember what happened to him after that. now he sells cars and plays golf so i dunno- guess he's doin okay- still wearin that same old hairstyle he thought worked for him back in the day. i'm surprised that guy didn't become a hero or maybe he did in his own little way- i always wondered if he too wasn't going to end up at least part way gay.
