dear dreamcast diary,
the dream company who provides programming during my slumber could do a better job picking the shit i like to watch. i am prolly the best and biggest customer, after all. i tried changing the channel last night, but the remote wouldn't work and i was stuck watching the same dream over and over all night long. i hate that. to make things even worse, becky slept down my side, like a long silver warm dead turd and i worried about where the grump was. it usta be, before the grump was supposed to die, i would kick him out of the bed and invite becky to sleep there, but now things are so different. i need to have the grump touching me all night- just to make sure my cable is working.
the dream company who provides programming during my slumber could do a better job picking the shit i like to watch. i am prolly the best and biggest customer, after all. i tried changing the channel last night, but the remote wouldn't work and i was stuck watching the same dream over and over all night long. i hate that. to make things even worse, becky slept down my side, like a long silver warm dead turd and i worried about where the grump was. it usta be, before the grump was supposed to die, i would kick him out of the bed and invite becky to sleep there, but now things are so different. i need to have the grump touching me all night- just to make sure my cable is working.