dear so do and some don't diary,
dumping trash is a crime. storing trash behind your house, or in your house- is also a crime. using your neighbor's trash can, or the dumpster at mcdonalds, or even the trash can at your friend's house is illegal and is considered a crime. pulling you car straight into a sideways parking spot is a crime. looking into some one's mailbox is a crime- just looking into it. if you touch the mail inside of the mailbox, that's a bigger crime yet- a federal fucking offense. thank goodness touching some one's car on accident isn't a crime because i did that the other day- again. i got all the way to the part where you put the key in the door before i realized- i was one car over from mine. dammit. i got the right color car. i've gotten in a few times to cars that weren't mine, so i lock the doors now. it scares me when i go to put the key in the ignition and the fucker wont start.
dumping trash is a crime. storing trash behind your house, or in your house- is also a crime. using your neighbor's trash can, or the dumpster at mcdonalds, or even the trash can at your friend's house is illegal and is considered a crime. pulling you car straight into a sideways parking spot is a crime. looking into some one's mailbox is a crime- just looking into it. if you touch the mail inside of the mailbox, that's a bigger crime yet- a federal fucking offense. thank goodness touching some one's car on accident isn't a crime because i did that the other day- again. i got all the way to the part where you put the key in the door before i realized- i was one car over from mine. dammit. i got the right color car. i've gotten in a few times to cars that weren't mine, so i lock the doors now. it scares me when i go to put the key in the ignition and the fucker wont start.
