dear mother fuckers diary,
i never stop learning. it is a process that makes my eyebrows itch and grow. just last night i yanked another chin hair that was a half an inch long. obviously, my nose hairs should be right behind that. i have also decided to stay off the toll roads this year, in every and all states. ima take the back roads wherever i go. i want to run up to chicago and get a new pair of jeans before it snows, but i can wait til i get out west prolly. whipper snapper, this time thing sure is a flapper.
i never stop learning. it is a process that makes my eyebrows itch and grow. just last night i yanked another chin hair that was a half an inch long. obviously, my nose hairs should be right behind that. i have also decided to stay off the toll roads this year, in every and all states. ima take the back roads wherever i go. i want to run up to chicago and get a new pair of jeans before it snows, but i can wait til i get out west prolly. whipper snapper, this time thing sure is a flapper.
