dear sandy sheets diary,
there is so much dirt in my bed now that shaking the sheets doesn't do any good anymore. ima have to buckle down and wash everything i suppose. i'm finding dirt in my pants and on my back and everywhere else, which gave me a new found love for the fur project the dogs have going on. i've also found the less i shave my legs, the less the dirt tends to stick there. i really don't mind sleeping in all of the sand and dirt and grass because what i get in return is worth the trade off. also, in the higher end plush resorts, rich fuckers pay tall money to have mud slapped all over their bodies and i have that right here at home. it sucks though, having to make a reservation in my own bed, but it ain't nothing my foot cant handle.
there is so much dirt in my bed now that shaking the sheets doesn't do any good anymore. ima have to buckle down and wash everything i suppose. i'm finding dirt in my pants and on my back and everywhere else, which gave me a new found love for the fur project the dogs have going on. i've also found the less i shave my legs, the less the dirt tends to stick there. i really don't mind sleeping in all of the sand and dirt and grass because what i get in return is worth the trade off. also, in the higher end plush resorts, rich fuckers pay tall money to have mud slapped all over their bodies and i have that right here at home. it sucks though, having to make a reservation in my own bed, but it ain't nothing my foot cant handle.
