August 31, 2011

jackknifed under the sock

dear so now diary,

i took my sock off because something just bit me on my ankle and i am pretty sure it was a flea. now MY dogs are fully fucking treated, but i was trampin around next door in the yard so i dunno if i could have possibly picked up one there or if i got bit by a mosquito, but i am keeping a sly eye on my sock turned inside out and i ain't letting up off of it until something jumps or i stop itching. so when the power gets switched into my kid's name at midnight and since the dumb fuckers left all the lights on, the unibomber is gettin ballsy and shuttin the main breaker off and padlockin it. the former tenants still have shit in the house, and our new lease starts in 19 minutes. at any rate, ima spray the yard tomorrow because it sure cant hurt and then hopefully i can get my schedule cleared for my important blanket burning. looking into the future about 8 hours, i see a very upset circus and i don't know why.